Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/19/toot-toot-donald-trump-raises-a-stink-in-the-courtroom-literally-and-its-putrid-video.html
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I wouldn’t discount the possibility that he’s soiling his adult diapers rather than merely passing gas.
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See above.
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You could not pay people enough. If he paid people.
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Stop humanizing him.
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Sulphur and the Devil, a long running association.
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They should go buy some source capture exhaust fans like the type used in nail salons. They could position the intake next to Trumpy’s ass. Problem solved!
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Oh my! Some Secret Service agent is going to have to share Trump’s cell.
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Odds for the Super Dookie Jackpot just keep on getting better and better.
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I hope someone reads that tweet to him.
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Meh- I don’t actually blame people for farting in a courtroom. Though if your diet makes them smell really bad…
They make underpants with activated charcoal filters.
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Too simple. Get an engineering company to put together a design for bag-in/bag-out HEPA filter system with a UV light disinfection cabinet. If it had redundant components, you could bypass the main exhaust and change filters while the system continued to operate. That would definitely protect the jurors, prosecution, and court staff.
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Imagine the stink he would raise when he is remanded to custody (either by guilty verdict or by contempt of court.) This would be a golden opportunity to curb most of the odor by putting him on a strict vegan diet.
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Light and disinfectant up his butt?
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I donno, I’m going more and more vegetarian, edging over to vegan, and uh, I’m going the (ahem) other way. Good thing I spend most days in my office by myself.
Digestion is an odiferous business ¯\(ツ)/¯
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True, true … but it would be a lot easier just to put him in an air-tight containment unit. Much cheaper, much easier to maintain.
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This is going to turn into an exploding whale story before it’s over isn’t it?
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