“They” don’t care. This is performed theater. Theatric performativity. Meat for the base and grist for its mill.
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Dear Senator Brodeur:
I am writing to pre-register myself as a blogger who posts about what a bunch of fascist shitstains you, Governor DeSantis, and the whole of the Florida Republican party are.
While I do not live in Florida, am not a blogger, and do not expect to ever receive any sort of payment for sharing my opinion that I wouldn’t let a dog eat food grown from your composted remains, I do want to make sure that I am included on any list of people who can be counted on to unfavorably compare you to farts in an elevator.
“Here comes the future and you can’t run from it. If you’ve got a blacklist I want to be on it.”
Sincerely,
someguy on the Internet
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The Holy Trinity TM of the new Nat-C party.
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if this does get passed into law, flooding their systems with bad data does seem to be the reasonable response
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For only a certain value of “babies.” Ex-utero babies count for less than nothing, only where their existence can be used to terrorize and control the uterus-havers. Also, their interpretation of Jesus is pretty indistinguishable from “fear.” So there is that.
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Rock that dang boat, i’ts better than no action.
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I would also accept: Baby Jesus Guns.
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Do they fire thoughts and prayers?
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They fire all sorts of magical munitions. Yessir.
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It’s almost like every single republican always has something to hide.
Sunshine is the best disinfectant, except Florida.
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They want to… freeze the peach?
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So at what point does it become a federal concern that there is an openly fascist state in the union?
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They’re originalists and the founding fathers clearly had nothing to say about bloggers, so this is totally fine, I’m sure.
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He’s having too much fun with this.
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