Florida woman pretends to be a firefighter after stealing a firetruck, say cops

Originally published at: Florida woman pretends to be a firefighter after stealing a firetruck, say cops | Boing Boing

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There is a fun story here!

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I reckon I could impersonate a firefighter… if that firefighter was Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble or Grub: but not Buscemi (I lack his charisma and come to bed eyes)

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Dang, she stole the firetruck but it sounds like she didn’t even manage to complete a single mission…

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The range of things that count as “fire truck” is pretty expansive. If we’re talking an actual fire engine, I’m impressed.

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I read this pre-coffee and my mind translated her shenanigans as “pretending to be a firetruck”. If you’re going to borrow/swipe a fire truck, they do terrible on gas, but you can go through red lights.

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Same energy:

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