Miami woman, 28, trespassed at high school and pretended to be student, all for the Gram

Originally published at: Miami woman, 28, trespassed at high school and pretended to be student, all for the Gram | Boing Boing

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Wasn’t that the premise of a Jon Cryer film in the late 80’s?

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I mean… Her stunt did get her an article on BoingBoing. That’s more publicity than I’ve ever had!

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Crazy shit.

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Seriously, what is it with Florida? It’s been quite a week in FL with that double police car theft and chase.

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this is a woman with some serious problems. chased off the police force for a revenge porn incident, slipping into to a high school for her instagram?

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Um, I got nothing.

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IIRC, Cryer’s character was hiding out from the mob in HS, to avoid getting whacked.

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This barely registers as a misdemeanor, much less a news story.
Is this really what Florida police are doing with their time?

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Typical cops. So much lying.

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That’s the one!

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“Damn, and I was totally going to ask her to the prom!”

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What’s a roofie circle?

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It’s a massive trope in film and TV:

https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Back_to_School

Also, anecdotally, a super common bad dream. I’ve had it, known a few other people who referred to it as the “going back to high school bad dream”.

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@pesco She’s been charged with burglary (perhaps a prior incident?),

In common usage, burglary usually means “stealing something.” But legally, burglary is “the unlawful entry into almost any structure (not just a home or business) with the intent to commit any crime inside (not just theft/larceny). No physical breaking and entering is required; the offender may simply trespass through an open door. Unlike robbery, which involves use of force or fear to obtain another person’s property, there is usually no victim present during a burglary.

So her burglary charge is probably related to unlawful entry with the intent to commit a crime (probably interference with an educational institution), which is a crime in many (all?) states.

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I’m guessing that you didn’t watch the show?

Gob had a whole subplot where he would take a roofie to forget the most recent stupid mistakes he’d made, and then he would forget that he had already taken it, and he’d take even more.

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Right, thanks. Totally different to the “this isn’t working, need to take another one, then come up on everything at once” failure of judgement, then. Seems that it wouldn’t get far enough to get to be a circle, though, or do roofies wear off quickly and/or have maximum height?

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They buried the lede:

As Law&Crime previously reported, in 2017, while working as a police officer in DeKalb County, Ga., Francisquini was charged with violating the Peach State’s revenge porn statute after allegedly stealing and posting nude images of another officer.

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