Originally published at: Flutist punished for blowing whistle - Boing Boing
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The flautist flaunted his hi-falutin’ flute lessons as fallacious.
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Flautist fears flogging for revealing funding flouted rules?
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Well that blows.
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Huh. I had no idea they were making flutes out of cork now.
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No…it’s the teacher.
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Flutes got to float, flautists got to flaunt.
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That’s why they’re Cork-based!
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A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?”
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Sounds like you have a bone to piccolo.
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Wasn’t it Yogi Berra who ominously warned that “this was an embouchure of things to come”?
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