For $100, JetBlue will swap your 5-year-old

But they’ve got one killer feature in the Mosaic super-frequent-flyer program that makes it worthwhile: all change/cancel fees waived. It is amazing how much easier that makes everything.

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What’s their rate for a 17 year old?

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Depends. Do you really want a swap, or would you settle for “lost”?

(edit) Forgot to mention that for a small additional fee, you get to choose the destination - all discreetly off the record, of course.

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I think that’s where you can exchange baby parts.

Too bad one of them wasn’t named Juan then the stories could say, “if you’ve seen Juan Martinez you’ve seen them all”. Alas…

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It would be cheaper to just mail your child.

@art_carnage wins the thread! :+1:

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