For a special friend

I think… I think mark is making a joke here. He’s PRETENDING to be my elderly aunt, right? Right??

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Indeed, all it’s missing is the ‘[insert terrible thing here] will happen if you do not forward on this message’ emotional blackmail line…

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WTF, Really? Am I seeing this kind of mush headed sentimentality I would expect from some ancient church lady that once found my email address. Please tell me you’ve been hacked. The occasional cute baby/kitty/puppy ok… ok only in small dose’s. I think I’m gonna puke. No real friend that knows me would do this to me.

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What if you are that person?

Fine, I will write another chapter in my book.

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This thing is giving me MySpace flashbacks.

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I’m forwarding it on to @art_carnage @Medievalist and @anon50609448

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Preach

Because they died?

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No, because they sent this thing (non-ironically).

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Maybe that’s why they were killed.

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Oh, I get it now (whoosh).

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Well, yes, because I sent a robot back in time to kill their parents…

Duh.

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Mark, two of the people killed at San Bernardino got this.

So did the cop killed at Colorado Springs.

Ditto several folks at other mass shootings.

Coincidence?

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