Former computer technician now raises 60,000 snails to make snail slime soap

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Every heard a squeaky horse???

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jawsadtophat-sadtophat-cry

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Warranty void if skin is broken?

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60,000 snails slip into a bar…stop me if you’ve heard this one…

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And the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here. This ain’t no fancy French place!” Classic.

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I wonder if it works like the botulinum bacterias’ toxin. Just paralyze some face muscles for the perfect resting bitch face look.

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Tyler Durden is impressed.

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Well, if you were a grotesque snail, wouldn’t you feel grateful that someone had produced a mask specially for you?

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Neigh. Prithee, I have not.

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I believe that I have priority on the whole weird notion:

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That’s disgusting but I laughed.

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Shamelessly plundering @Papasan’s first post, but with a slight tweek…

… Escargoo.

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I came across this last year, and… I now wash my hands thoroughly after relocating the occasional snail out of our garden.

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Can’t believe no one had posted this:

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