Sorry, but I just don’t think Brit has the ass for it.
Ayn Rand erotica isn’t about what YOU want. It’s about what SHE wants.
Hey! No kink shaming!
I’m sure you’ve seen the meme of, “How am I supposed to attach this tail?”
Steve Buscemi has never looked better.
Judging by those odds, only one event on that screen will be a squeaker.
You have to feel kind of bad for all of the sexy vinyl vixen fetishists out there who will now see pictures of Brit Hume every time they Google that.
It would be their own niche Rick Roll.
Ewww.
Of course, that sounds like a song title Frank Zappa would use.
He’s 100% ass. Odds are it would fit somewhere.
Or Zoogz Rift.
And we thank you for that.
Rule 34 raises its ugly head, again.
My initial reaction was that Sexy Vixen Vinyl was some kind of feminist indie record label. So I thought, okay, it’s unexpected for Brit Hume to like that kind of music, but what’s the big deal?
Then I saw the images in the article. And even then I didn’t make the connection.
And then the penny dropped.
For once, I didn’t have a dirty mind.
This reminds me when I was at a poster session in grad school. I was presenting a poster of my thesis project to a distinguished-looking older professor, and I’d gotten to a screenshot of the system’s main GUI as it collected and analyzed real-world data. As in, hey look, it works. Then the professor asked a question. “What,” he asked, “is that?”, pointing to a minimized Internet Exploder window at the bottom of the screen. This was before browser tabs, so part of the website address was available:
“www.anal…”
It was an Analog Devices spec sheet for one of the parts I was using.
Still, I learned my lesson. Only screenshot the active window, not the whole damn screen.
That was where my mind went too. My immediate thought was about whether this was something I was supposed to know about (like does Amanda Palmer own it?).
But really, as for the speculation about whether this was for Hume’s wife or mistress or someone else, I think the most likely explanation is they were just looking.
The answer is yes.
In both cases.