Fox News' Brit Hume posts website screenshot with "Sexy Vixen Vinyl" in other tab

Maybe he is just old school… you know… like looking in the Sears catalog at the underwear section.

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That’s my bet.

But who knows, maybe Hume is just looking to reuse the images as illustrations in their slashfic.

Really, the world is fully of grand variation.

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Honestly…my respect for him would go up.

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“Everyone is assuming it’s for his wife. Not how it works, kids.”

Bingo - or if it’s for her - it’s not for her to wear.

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I mean, as long as they aren’t going on TV to talk about how awful sexual deviancy is. I really don’t know anything about Brit Hume except that they are an American conservative TV commentator. That alone, though, gives me a high estimate of the odds than anything other than missionary sex a number of times equal to their number of children probably makes them a hypocrite.

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Same. That is clearly part of a sexy Super Mario Tanuki Suit cosplay.

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Reluctantly "heart"ing that, despite having to now tape puppies to my eyes for the rest of the day to get rid of the image.

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I know him socially and he’s easily the most awkward person I’ve met, and that’s saying something. I could totally see “running shoes” being his “pron.”

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How pathetic. This guy probably still jerks it to his mother’s Glamor magazine.

NARRATOR #2: This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

NAKED GIRL #1: There.

NAKED GIRL #2: There he is!

NAKED GIRLS: [panting]
[exciting music]

GOVERNOR: Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have been convicted by twelve good persons and true… of the crime of first degree making of gratuitous, sexist jokes in a moving picture.
[heavenly music]

NAKED GIRLS: [panting]

ARTHUR JARRETT: Aaaaaaaggh!
[whump]

PADRE: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

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None of his browser tabs have favicons. The betting odds site doesn’t have one, so that lines up. But Yandy.com does.

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Sure it was. :wink: just teasing. Great story.

The Windows taskbar can similarly be helpful/unhelpful:

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This was, I think, from WebEx:

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I don’t really like this post. It’s hard for me to express exactly why; so please be forgiving if my words are slightly astray.

I think it’s because while the intent is good, it kind of implies that wearing such clothing if you are assumed male makes one trans or gay; and it implies that anyone who thinks this will think less of someone for doing so.

There are plenty of reasons for a straight man to be buying kinky women’s clothing to wear; everything from a “forced” humiliation scene to just that he likes wearing such clothing. Some of those reasons involve the CLOSET; others only involve the closet that he stores his dresses in.

And the Transphobia and Homophobia involve thinking less of someone because they are or could be those things; not in recognizing that they are or could be those things.

The world would be a much better place if Brit Hume and the rest of us could wear what we wanted to without fear of people being mean to us based on assumptions due to outdated notions of gender or sexual identity.

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I went to a “Securing websites” course and, at one point, the instructor brought up Windows Explorer and it was a gallery of scantily-clad models. It was either skivvies or swimsuits, but the models were clad. He very quickly minimized it :arrow_left:(there’s a joke, there). I remember thinking “Y’know they have actual porn on the internet, no?”

Hah. Well, to be fair, work might allow swimsuit backgrounds, but not porn.

I used to sell computers, and the technicians got more of an eyeful of stuff they didn’t want from customers who just dropped stuff off with no warning.

It’s that if you were accepting of him wearing it, it wouldn’t be a big deal.

People making wisecracks and jokes about it are trying to show it as shameful.

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Hey! I didn’t even eat the mousse!

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Do we know if Brit Hume is starting a new record label? Cuz that would be a pretty epic name !