Fox News reaction to Trump's 4th indictment: "Donald Trump is in a pickle" (video)

Originally published at: Fox News reaction to Trump's 4th indictment: "Donald Trump is in a pickle" (video) | Boing Boing

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Obligs:

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Now we know how investigators got all those incriminating recordings.

He walked up to me, pushed the pickle in my face and started asking me questions
It was about the same time I noticed the pickle in my face
I noticed a cord hangin’ from the long end of the pickle
Goin’ up his sleeve down his shirt, into his pants and shoes
Out into a briefcase he had near his feet

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It’s the Faux narrative that’s in a pickle.

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Where is my Roy Cohn?
Where is my fixer grift?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the bagmen gone?

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The original copy said "Former President Trump may have his dick stuck in a toaster’, but they Fair and Balanced© that into “a bit of a pickle”.

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If I had a hundred hearts to give your post, I would. Take your single heart with pride, though, you brilliant tiger lilly.

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He can’t pardon himself in Georgia, but can someone else? The Supreme Court maybe?
I’m asking for my non-American friend.

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trump-georgia-pardon

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Tell your “friend”:

No. If convicted, he’s fucked.

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Well, that’s definitely not a bunch of malarkey!

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Is that a real social media post from Trump or satire? It’s too damn hard to tell these days.

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I don’t think Trump has posted to Twitter since allowed back on.

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I’m amazed that the possibilty of self-pardoning is even being considered as if it wasn’t batshit insane.

We. Do. Not. Have. Kings. Here.

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Maybe not in name, but we sure do seem to treat our leaders and rich celebs like “royalty.”

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It's a pickle

What the hell you smiling at

The pickle

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Pickle GIF

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fNKrEmp

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Good times!!

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(And may pickle sales soar accordingly!)

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