I immediately thought of Darth Sion.
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Not as big as Medium Jock, but bigger than Wee Jock Jock.
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You like climbing videos? I couldnāt believe what happened when this guy reached the top of the pole:
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The nearest would be a sort of Morningside accent with a sarcastic tone, I think.
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Finally!
ETA: Mr. Trololo, a.k.a. Eduard Khil, seems like a pretty interesting guy:
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Apparently a relative of mine murdered someone in a Greggs in Dumfries. They could have at least done it in a decent shop.
Before anyone gets upset, it was 700 years ago
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Fair enough. Feed me some whisky - Lagavulin by preference, but Laphroaig will do in a pinch. Iāll need lots of lubrication to sound like a drunken Scotsman.
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Whisky is too expensive. You will get 20 bottles of Buckfast fortified wine from me, it will add authenticity to your drunken Scottish speech.
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No Tennantās Super?
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Iām sending two cases of Steel Reserve. 
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Someone else can supply that.
How many people can we get sounding like Rab C. Nesbitt before the end of the week? Bonus points if they look like him too.
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I read it too. 
May I have one of those?
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ETA you can have mine. Iām not much of a drinker. Even after that thread.
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That is generous. Thank you. Hereās to your health and the joys of life! I love the ice cube. ā¦
Thatās one small step for man, one gian ā¦ okay, Iām drunk now.
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Tsk. I may be easy, but Iām not cheap. Besides, while Lanark County is just a little Southwest of here, I donāt think Iām really in the Buckfast-swilling regionā¦
Just. Say. When.
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