Originally published at: Frogger set in a dense, walkable city - Boing Boing
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If there’s a hell, Robert Moses is weeping there right now.
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I’m thinking there’s a secret ending wherein the new environment proves overly favorable to frog-breeding and the humans are subsequently driven out as the frogs complete their conquest.
But nah, that’d be too dark.
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It’s the Green Great Replacement! 
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I’m pretty sure he’d be the one Lucifer tapped to head up the planning commission there.
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Is it weird that Kermit is sipping while the tea bag is still in the mug? I guess there isn’t anything truly wrong with it, but I let the steep finish before I begin drinking.
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The meme originated as a still image from a TV commercial for Lipton, so it’s a safe bet they insisted on keeping the brand visible.
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Only half of the original game is avoiding traffic; the second half is avoiding natural dangers like snakes, alligators and water (because in the world of this game somehow frogs can’t swim).
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So in other words, the game is about navigating Florida?
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Don’t forget hooking up with the lady frogs.
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Most frogs can swim, but maybe ones that have grown to half the size of a motor vehicle are too big for it?
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Obviously walkable cities are just an invitation to another biblical frog-plague.
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Lipton’s tea is the most insipid, the steep never seems to finish
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The dark part is that utopian walkable city was built on top of the frog’s wetlands. That’s why, denied of his natural habitat, the unfortunate creature is doomed to wander the unnatural urban environment.
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I think I just accidentally joined a gang?
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