Full-face masks, the ultimate sunblock, become fashion accessory


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“Oh, Grandma, what a gimpy face you have!”

“All the better to creepy you out with, child.”


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I’m sorry, but this just looks like the DVD cover for the worst, most disturbing gimp porn ever made. I hope I never go to that beach.


#4

Pussy Riot goes to the beach!


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On the other hand, they do have a certain anti-surveillance appeal


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The should just have their faces printed on the the masks with a slick wet hair look, then they will just look like a scarecrow


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Its a lucha libre tie-in opportunity!


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Also useful if they need to rob a convenience store on the way to the beach.


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Life imitates Neal Stephenson: in his first novel, The Big U (which Neal himself rather unfairly dismissed as “juvenalia” at one point), there’s a college fad in which women wear ski masks, at first because they don’t want to be seen without their makeup during late-night fire drills, but then because it gives them license to wear outfits that they otherwise wouldn’t want to be caught dead in. Other features of the book: campus sewer LARPing, giant rats, a rail gun, oldskool mainframe hacking, and a performance of the Toccata and Fugue in D minor that literally brings the house down.


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