Originally published at: This facemask makes it look like you have your mask on your chin | Boing Boing
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Please tell me this company doesn’t have a line of swimwear.
I’m kind of tempted to get one to wear on my chin (outside! and distanced!).
I guess it’s already there soaking up the blood when you get punched in the nose.
How would that mask mess with facial recognition systems, especially when combined with a pair of more anatomically accurate Groucho glasses?
In the sage words of my uncle: “Noses are the new butt crack.”
It’s perfect for “likes-to-fight guy” who is also secretly “likes-to-live guy”.
I anxiously await/fear the onset of the trend for tattoos immediately above the nose.
Let’s hope the general societal taboo against face tats slows this one down.
I only regret that I have but one like I can give for your comment - Nathan Hale (kinda)
I knew these would come in handy eventually! I just have to figure out how to get them on my face.
It’s the next logical progression in the mask vs anti-mask fight: the anti-anti-mask. Waiting for an anti-masker to get one of these and wear it on their chin in protest.
Or are you just happy to see me?
Perhaps wear it over your eyes and you won’t see the punch coming
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