If it bleeds, it leads.
Thereâs a Megyn Kelly/Trump mashup with this that is just waiting to be born.
I would buy this product, whatever she was selling.
I like it, itâs going to be HUUUUUGE!
Hmm. Women shouldnât be in positions of power because their biology makes them temperamental, amirite?
Iâm just confused about the âNot affiliated with Warner Bros.â disclaimer at the end.
I see a missed opportunity:
Imperator Furiosa: You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up $tamponName and run.
Sigh, guess Iâm gonna have to watch Fury Road for the 50th timeâŚ
Because they didnât pay to use the character?
Well this makes me think they should do a Tampon ad featuring guys in the good 'ol USA.
Many people will carry tampons in their first aid kit for âheavy bleederâ type wounds - here is the pitch:
"Two guys in heavy combat gear - bullets flying - bombs going off
- Guy 1 gets hit by bullet/shrapnel - starts bleeding horribly
- Guy 2 says âhold on buddy I got yaâ
Guy 2 proceeds to pull out tampon and apply
Flash - 2 months later - guys are having a 'good âol American beerâ at a bar
Guy 1 says âman you saved my life - what did you use to stop all the bleedingâ
Guy 2 says âtampax pearl active - dude nothing stops blood betterâ
Guy 1 says âwow youâd think theyâd show that in a comercialâ
Guy 2 says âno way man - they can show people getting blown up but female blood is worse than cuss wordsâ
Guy 1 finishes the shot with âWell if I need to stop bleeding Tampax will be my go to from now onâ
Clink bottles of beer and go to product voiceover.
Pretty, lame, but here is a commercial completely produced by guys:
I tend to see a lot of Furiosa posts in my newsreader feedâŚ
This was a nice compare and contrast to typical powerful female characters.
furiosa vs. tropes for women in action
You sound a bit irritable⌠Moonsickness?
Good thing that tongue of yours is planted cheek wise, Bucko!
Does it include a coupon for a kevlar vest for her boyfriend?
Thatâs excellent⌠did you read the follow up about Max? Good stuff.
Who should they get to advertise Dude Wipes?
Amy Schumer.
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