Malcolm Tucker has entered the chat…
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What appears to be the official scripts are also available. The depths!
What’s truly sad is that probably nothing will be learned to stop anything like this from happening again, one way or another.
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“Thank you for coming on this magical tour today. If you do have any complaints, you’ve only got yourselves to blame for wanting to take your kids to a place based on a book about a slave-owning madman who likes to teach children moral lessons by killing them through sweeties.”
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… OMG all her videos are 
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It’s a trap
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It was certainly an exarserdray experience.
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A followup post to the followup post read “I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy”.
/s
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With the overwhelming lack of props involved here, someone was able to grab some lab equipment? I wonder if they’ve been cooking meth with that gear?
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A four-year-old [loud as Hell theoretical response]: “What the FUCK is this SHIT!!”
They may have broken one of the chief tenets of money laundering operations: Don’t set up a “business” that right out the chute angers hundreds of people on the very first day and draws the attention of cops and many, many thousands of YT viewers.
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The bogus trademarking of their bogus attractions required a certain level of I don’t know what!
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Here is my deep dive into the horrendous Willy’s Chocolate Experience fiasco that happened in Glasgow. With exclusive interviews and hardcore reseach I have uncovered the truth behind Billy Coull and… THE UNKNOWN
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Perhaps it’s more “The Producers” scam, which is a different Gene Wilder movie.
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It’s been suggested that this is where they came from:
Someone with more time than me could probably work out the precise bill, but looks like it would be several thousand pounds.
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