Gallery security guard inexplicably tries to eat artwork (video)

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Times must be tough in Moscow. I guess the sanctions are working!
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But seriously, just reading the headline my assumption was that it would have been this piece:

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But then I realized, nah… he would have just looked at it.

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Latent synesthesia? Be relieved the craving wasn’t “The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even”. Messy.

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A gastronaut

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Would this be any better if it was a real fish? Just yikes.

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Well that’s weird. Tucker Carlson just finished telling us that Russians had the best and cheapest grocery stores, with such amazing prices and such amazing advanced future technology features as coin-lock shopping carts and ramps. How could this citizen of such an advanced futuristic civilization with such abundant food feel the need to literally start eating shit he found on the wall?

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Red_Dragon_Painting_Scene

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Gummi-Venus-de-Milo

Other cultural touchstones include Monty Python’s sketch “Art Gallery” and Sesame Street’s “Don’t Eat the Pictures

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