Yes. Oh my god yes. I hope they go for all out realism and make his fingers small and tiny nubs. Who knows, maybe one of the surgeries will involve finger extension.
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Do you get bonus points for āaccidentsā?
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I donāt know, but I will tell you that I have heard tell that there is a syringe that shrinks your hand and fingers to Trump size.
Accidents? That severed carotid artery and the 15 scapels sticking out of his heart are vital to his wellbeing!
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Why oh why do I have to be out of likes nowā¦
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FFX Remastered went up on Steam not that long ago, effectively shortening my life by 100-200 hours.
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Another free game offer, on GOG. System Shock 2, scroll past the offers at the top of the page.
They want you to claim it in their Galaxy client though, although you donāt need to run it to play any game bought from them.
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Oooh, I see Darkest Dungeon is on sale. I might finally pick that up. Iāve gotten a little bored with Sunless Sea (after a year of play) and have been considering a new game.
My usual cynicism wilts when confronted with this new Zelda preview:
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Iām wondering how amiibo content will feel. The presence of multiple birds that arenāt cuccos or owls was the first thing that threw me.
More importantly, I wonder what will happen in that sheer volume of space. I wouldnāt mind foraging, camping, and traveling across the country to a new village to learn another chapter of story, or chase some legendary beast to chop off another limb, but thatās only interesting for so long. (and I doubt Iād come back and do that a second time)
I guess on the whole Iām not unhappy I got a WiiU and Splatoon. (and Hyrule Warriors) Adding Breath of the Wild might make the purchases feel worthwhile. It doesnāt look like Iāll get a 2DS or NX at this rate, though.
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I bought mine specifically because I missed Wind Waker the first time around, and to date itās the only WiiU game Iāve completed.
#File under full disclosure.
I tellya, Mario Kart 8 is a hoot and a half, if you got a couch fulla competitors.
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I would need a couch for that. And friends.
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A futon would do. Or a stack of old newspapers. Plus hobos recruited from the underpass.
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LIMBO was a great playthrough.
My favourite price point!
Hmm. Rick Dangerous for Goths. Still for free, gotta be worth at least a look, I guess 
And thereās another free game on Steam. This time itās Elite Dangerous: Arena (itās the pvp bit of Elite Dangerous turned into a standalone game) and it costs nothing if you get it this weekend.
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Last weekend, Halo 5 was free on Xbox Gold. So I figured Iād see if the campaign was better or worse than Halo 4, which I kinda hated.
I got 2 or three levels in, and yeahā¦ glad I didnāt pay for it. The Prometheans still totally suck as enemies, and the lack of splitscreen couch co-op means I donāt have anyone sitting next to me with whom I can bitch about the gameās deficiencies.
Fuck 343, and fuck Halo 5.
Hooray!
I should go back and play the first three acts againā¦
