If you want to create your own crazy tweet storm just like the president did on Monday, it’s easy!
Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make. Vote.
No, you’re on drugs! Vote.
I’m coming for your gold, One Eyed Willie! Vote.
My economy runs on the bones of your grandmother. Vote.
To do so, I must join Twitter first. I’m not that vapid.
No, no, not to worry - it just generates on the website. No twitter account required.
PREPARE FOR FLAMINGOS THIS WEEKENEND! VOTE.
Seems sound advice.
ETA - should I fix my typo or not? Seems more authentic this way.