Twitter's trending topics are 'illegal' says Trump, because trends are not nice enough to him

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/27/trump-tweets-that-twitters-t.html

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Let’s come up with new trending topics for him that he’d really like! How about…

#ThinSkinDonnie

#RagingTrumpsterFire

#DonaldDucksTheDraft

#SociopathInChief

#GolfBunkerBoy

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Twitter is not going to kick him out, though.

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Yes Trump is “Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!“

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The seams are really starting to split, apparently.

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Maybe if you were now such an insufferable reality denying asshole Donald.

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Biff is whinging about a lot of imaginary laws today.

Perhaps it has something to do with this corrupt and narcissistic tin-pot dictator’s dislike of real laws.

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Talk about an abusive, codependent relationship. If not for Twitter then Trump never would have been able to springboard his infamy from “failed-businessman-turned-game-show-host” to “President of the United States.”

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#PersonWomanManCameraTV

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I like the “sooooooo many” like a whining child in a text. POTUS, people.

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This tweet is stupid, of course

but also it’s just Boing Boing retweeting Trump

We could have a topic called TRUMP SAID SOMETHING DUMB AGAIN and it would be true every day

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#trumpstroke

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I need that to be a t-shirt with a little picture next to each one and then at the bottom, “idiot” with a picture of his face in a derpy pose next to it.

Id make a fortune selling those

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If life were fair, Donald, you wouldn’t be president.

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It’s a very clear violation of the Hashtags and Likes Act which was signed on the same day as the Statues & Monuments Act.

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Geez, Donnie:

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You should go to the source for that one.

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Nah, Leon Russell and Joe Cocker rock.

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You know, Donald, if you don’t like it why don’t you punish Twitter and start your own social media service? You could call it something like Trumpet. [Instead of tweeting when you post on Trumpet you’re trumpeting.] When everyone follows you to Trumpet that’ll show Twitter!

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Oh but it’s entertaining to see just how ridiculous he is on any given day.

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