Twitter's trending topics are 'illegal' says Trump, because trends are not nice enough to him

often out of my own twitter feed,

by quoting it word-for-word,

thanks to millions of people independently deciding to share it along.

Keep on talking about “what’s unfair” tell me all about it!

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Everything that opposes him is illegal. In another four years it may be true!

I guess reducing government involvement in the private sector only counts when you’re stealing money from people.

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I’ll sum it all up for ya-

“Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I speak like a 4 year old! No one likes me! It’s not FAIR!”

-45th Dunce of the United States

Christ what an asshole and a fucking petulant child

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Spring for Hanes. Gildan is crap.

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lord dampnut

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That seems wrong to me. I prefer nominal president, etc.

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My personal favorite anagram is to turn Donald J. Trump into, “Lard don’t jump.”

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Or ‘Dump Lard Ton’

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#OrangeSnowflake

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The “president” of the “United” States

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It would be great if we had a press corps that would address this with the White House spokesperson directly, and actually demand an answer. The President of the United States just accused a private entity of committing a crime. That’s kind of a big deal in a sane country. What crime, specifically, is he accusing them of?

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Anyone internet savvy knows not to feed the trolls.

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Impeached “president” is also useful.

The old rule applies:

If you meet an asshole in the morning, an asshole in the afternoon, and an asshole in the evening, chances are the asshole is you.

Anti-Trump topics are trending because you’re doing a shitty job, Donnie.

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#YouThinkThisTweetIsAllAboutYouDon’tYou?

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Not an anagram, but lately I’ve been calling it captain covid.

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