Generate your own spaceship

The Unlovable Bumblefuck

HMS Mongoose Sex-War Party

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mine is the Queen Anne’s Revenge II, the mighty reincarnation of Edward Teach’s ship (my avatar should be a clue):

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For maximum survivability, the Noble Tardigrade

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Typed “D”
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Turrets would take out own engines

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Boing Boing, where we take something innocent and fun and then break it as hard as we can… :wink:

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Pretty sure I saw this on Boingboing some years ago, so the Flash is legacy cruft.

Ah yes, here it is, from… 2011:

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The M Appeal

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It looks like it’s surrendering. “Okay. Ya got me.”

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Run toward The Ironclad Hen, with derisive laughter and flippancy.

hecepship

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The Amstrad

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That’s got a serious Wing Attack Plan R vibe to it.

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That one reminds me of White Base

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Yeah, big Gundam vibes, that.

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The Crazy Canuck
Crazy Canuck

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I present the Gremlin. I feel like I have more firepower than is really necessary…

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“Kids in the Hall”

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The Gully Foil (note the strategic side-eye cannons)

The Happy Mutant

The Rocinante

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To be fair, Rob Ford was broken long before any of us came along.

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(clears throat)

Rob Ford is broken? Should we start a thread?

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