Am I the only one now worried that police and other government agencies will now start to try to rip faces off, in an effort to reveal a masked suspect?
“Uh gee, Lou, this guy doesn’t look anything like the guy we are looking for.”
“That’s because it’s a mask, chief.”
“A mask?”
“Yeah, a custom latex number, so real that it deceives the eye. The only way to be sure if it’s real is to grab it like this…”
“AAARRRGGGHHH!!”
“… And get your fingers under here…”
“YAAAAAA!!!”
“…And just yank the mask right off!”
“AAAA!!! MAH FACE! YOU RIPPED OFF MAH FACE!”
“Gee, Lou, I… I don’t think that was a mask this time.”
“Well, you can’t be too careful, nowadays. That’s why we do so many anal cavity searches.”
“Well, wrap that thing in foil, we can take it down to that Harrouff kid in the jail. Shame to let it go to waste.”
