Originally published at: Thief's bold undies give him away
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So the fashion police nicked him?
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Well, his lawyer will have an interesting brief.
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Fancy underwear… If I were to do a crime they would be running around in circles looking for a guy named “Hanes”.
Also: How could they treat the Professor like that?
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I hope he enjoyed his brief stretch of freedom.
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That’s why I always were other people’s underwear during hiests
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As long as it covers your tattoos.
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The suspect was seen on security camera wearing bright red and yellow briefs with “1990” scrawled across the top
Inexcusable. I change my undies at least once a decade.
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I’d say he wasn’t even trying, but… he wore a mask. He clearly thought he was trying.
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Literally caught for being a remarkable ass.
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At the risk of sounding like an old, how on earth are those pants staying up at all?!
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Surely there must be plenty of other people with the same underwear. How is this evidence enough to convict the guy?
Also, did anybody notice the serious firepower they were packing?
Remember – always change your underwear before fencing your ill-gottens.
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Well, they’ve got him by the short ‘n’ curlies now.
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At first, he denied everything; but once the cops got him in to interrogation, he was soon singing a different thong.
Two sided tape, it’s expensive and leads to a vicious cycle
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