Gentleman jumps from balcony with parachute he bought online as wife and kid cry

Plus internal reasons, which researchers are still trying to figure out:

Even when it comes to everyday coughs and colds, women have the advantage. “If you look across all the different types of infections, women have a more robust immune response,” adds Sandberg. “If there’s a really bad infection, they survive better. If it’s about the duration of the infection, women will respond faster.” One explanation for this is hormones. Higher levels of oestrogen and progesterone could be protecting women in some way, not only by making our immune systems stronger, but also more flexible. This may help maintain a healthy pregnancy. A woman’s immune system is more active in the second half of her menstrual cycle, when she’s able to conceive.

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That ended much better than I expected.

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How is this obvious?

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I guess the idea is that its a better option that waiting for a helicopter rescue that is probably impossible due to heat/smoke.

I think it is related. It’s his emergency exit. But now he needs to buy one for everyone.

Well, I’m glad he’s alive.
I’m not so glad that he’s obviously daft enough to risk his life for what appears to be no gain whatsoever.

Next, he’ll be buying a bulletproof vest or maybe some shark repellent on AliExpress just to see if he can make it a winning streak.

It’s funny how different regions have different kinds of crazy. Florida, Russia, Japan.

no, i know – it’s clear she didn’t want him to. but everyone else (family? friends? i don’t speak the language) could’ve stopped him. it’s scary to watch.

don’t tell the grenfell tower lost residents they won’t be amused

Knowing it would mean to post video of a death, I was still cringing up to the point of deployment.

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In all seriousness, I hate these stunts. My wife’s co-worker got punched in the face by a girl egged on by a friend who was fiming a teen fight club in a park in front of third graders.
And then this also happened.

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PLEASE PLEASE EXPLAIN

My wife’s co-worker was in a park with two other mothers and their third-grade kids. She saw a group of teens fighting each other. She went down there to tell them to stop, and she threatened to call the police. They were confrontational. She said, “Fine I’m calling the police.” While on the phone to the police, a girl came up and started swearing in front the kids. The other mothers protested saying she shouldn’t talk like that. The girl then hit the co-worker in the ear. The co-worker grabs the girls wrist, and which point she screams, breaks free and her and the teens run away. The other mother metions she saw another teen video taping with a cell phone urging the girl to punch the co-worker.

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You’d also need a safe and some serious MMA skills to think that (i) the parachute would still be under your desk when the time came, and (ii) you’d make it to the ledge without a fight.

Look for the windows that have the Maltese Cross on them. By code they are easier to break.

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A good reason to make them standard equipment like life preservers on a boat.

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You mean clickbait works?!!!?

Who knew?

Really? In what country? Good to know.

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I’ve only noticed them in the US but surely they are used elsewhere. BTW not always a Maltese Cross sticker sometimes just a simple ‘dot’ or an image of a fireman’s ax.

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Cool - learned something new!

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