GIF: Panda dodges laser blasts


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#2

Happy Laser-Pandas Monday at boingboing?

I… I could get used to that.


#3

Stormtroopers.


#4

It’s a masked Ewok.


#5

that’s not very funny if it’s real. if it is real, then more proof of animal intelligence and are thinking beings, even if that thought is “I don’t want to die, I don’t want to die, not like this!”.


#6

That tiny panda was actually only two days away from retirement.


#7

I have no idea why I love this, but thank you Xeni.

I went “pew! Pew pew!


#8

I want the full movie.


#9

That is one badass panda!


#10

It’s all too real. What’s more, it’s perpetrated by terrorists. Worse yet: they’re working with the CIA’s torture division. And worst of all? The whole thing could have been prevented if the panda had only implemented end-to-end encryption.


Hey, uh, tech support? I can’t get the “deadpan” HTML tag to close.


#11

“deadpan” = anagram for “pandaed”.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH???


#12

Not only can you not get it to close, you left the ‘da’ off the end of ‘deadpan’.


#13

#14

Indeed. The panda has quite a deadly legacy:


#15

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER SHOOTS AT PANDAS?

(“body is invalid, try to be a little more descriptive” hectors the BBS.)


#16

They should build spaceships entirely out of those tables.


#17

Elusis – Silly Bourgeois-Stooge – Pandas are counter-revolutionary - as are the decadent chain of restaurants they operate in your backward, litter-afflicted bourgeois failed estates!

You that country United States must pay for the arrogance of your and yes-sir/ma’am you surely will and your Pandas way be rehabilitated once Cowboy-Ronnie retakes Gotham!!!

May the god that you cohabit have mercy on all your souls!

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What a cool GIF…I’ve saved it, and I’ve shared it with some peeps. Thanks Xeni et al for the laugh.


#18

Why they cut this from The Expendables III I will never know…


#19

“You rebel scum.”


#20

Some of those shots are too accurate for stormtroopers. I’m thinking it was nearsighted sandpeople.