Nixon on the problems with panda sex




No problem! We can just secretly sell weapons to the Iranians and use the proceeds to fund a clandestine CIA panda porn production operation in southeast Asia. What could possibly go wrong?


RM Nixon, “I have never been a quitter… but these pandas are starting to yank my chain!”


Why couldn’t this have been the missing 18 minutes? If you have to erase something, I vote for erasing an elderly Republican musing on panda sex.


“No problem, Mr. President. We have specialists for that.”


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