Porn that's by pandas and for pandas

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Originally published at: Porn that's by pandas and for pandas | Boing Boing

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aww. came for the comments and there weren’t any.

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I bet there are lots of humans who would be into it too. Not that there’s anything wrong with that?

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Or to make in in a Panda, as it’s suggested in this ad.

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“Jim, I need you to go down and get more fish for the - woah - what is going on in here?”

“OH, Terry, I, uh, I …”

“Is…is that a video of pandas fucking?”

“It… it is a video of pandas. Mating. I made it, uh, for… for the pandas.”

“For the pandas?”

“Yeah, yeah, the pandas. I made it for the pandas. The pandas see it and get in the mood and, you know, mate.”

“Did, you clear this with Margaret?”

“Oh, uh, she doesn’t know about it. Yet. I figured I’d tell her about it after I finish. Er, when I’m done… with the video.”

-awkward silence-

“Did you want me to get fish for something?”

“No, no, I will handle it myself.” -slowly closes door-

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I have no doubt that Rule 34 applies to this panda-on-panda action for some humans.

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Clive Gollings:
Well… she was ‘furry’ nice!

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This won’t end well. At first it’s just panda-on-panda action, but soon the pandas will want to see weirder and weirder stuff, and it’s all downhill from there.

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Is this the secret business plan OnlyFans had in mind with their recent decisions?

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The headline says “by pandas” but how many pandas are in director’s chairs? We need more pandas working behind the scenes, helping to create realistic representations of authentic panda lives and bodies. Progressives need to appreciate that unless this much-needed work is done, these examples of ursine erotica can be nothing more than mere pandering.

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Or how about…we accept that pandas don’t want to mate in captivity. Preserve their habitat & set them free in it.

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No, she’s into chimpanzees

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In a nearby country, I am sure somebody is working hard to purchase those videos for their collection.

The country I am referring to, I will leave as an exercise for the reader.

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Or, we simply accept that the continued existence of Pandas is incompatible with natural patterns of human development…

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If it came down to a choice of pandas or humans to inheret the earth, I’d probably go panda. Fuck, I’m becoming more and more of a Batman villian by the day.

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This article discusses, briefly, the goals of conservation breeding. One interesting point is that climate change makes “habitat preservation” rather difficult.

Martin-Wintle, M. S. et al. Free mate choice enhances con- servation breeding in the endangered giant panda. Nat. Commun. 6:10125 doi: 10.1038/ ncomms10125 (2015).

As wild animal populations continue to decline at alarming rates5,6, conservation breeding is becoming an increasingly important tool to guard against extinction, providing organisms for reintroduction to re-establish or supplement wild populations, or for assisted colonization outside of historical ranges as part of climate change mitigation strategies7. Key to the success of reintroduction programmes is the availability of a large number of founding individuals to guarantee population establishment and maintenance of genetic diversity8,9. Thus, a primary goal of conservation breeding programmes should be to generate large numbers of genetically diverse candidates for assurance and reintroduction.

The idea that humans will suddenly repent and become “good” people is contradicted by the historical record.

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Is this consensual panda porn?

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