Giant panda masturbation resolved [NSFP]




I’m sure that gif will come in handy later. Thanks.


So Pandas don’t whack it in captivity? That’s surprising.


What’s a panda gotta do to get a little privacy?


Brings an entirely new meaning to the term “pandamonium.” (ouch)


Was the resolution a… happy ending?

I’m done now.


I think that the guy peeking through the bars is into the fetish scene.

Where’s your other paw, bro?

Edit: Last minute Halloween costume idea: Masturbating Panda – Kids will love it


That’s the happiest panda I’ve ever seen.


Perhaps the ones in captivity are lacking role models?


This guy… Pandering to the punsters :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:




Well at least their low birthrate is explained.


What a grin!


I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species.
I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see.
I wanted to breath smoke.


Or from South Park… The Sexual Harassment Panda


Either Conan or NBC has the rights to this. That Panda better lawyer up.


Someone clearly needs a (pand)job.


So, if a given species of mammal evolves opposable thumbs, then masturbation as a behaviour manifests?


They have a notoriously low libido. Their idea of literary erotica is Zero Shades of Grey.


Yikes! Picture 2 = nightmare fuel


No wonder their number is in decline


Nope. Masturbation isn’t limited to species with opposable thumbs. There’s a whole series of videos about the way that animals get it on, including their self-pleasuring behaviors.