Giant panda masturbation resolved [NSFP]


#1

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#2

I’m sure that gif will come in handy later. Thanks.


#3

So Pandas don’t whack it in captivity? That’s surprising.


#4

What’s a panda gotta do to get a little privacy?

OR

Brings an entirely new meaning to the term “pandamonium.” (ouch)

OR

Was the resolution a… happy ending?

I’m done now.


#5

I think that the guy peeking through the bars is into the fetish scene.

Where’s your other paw, bro?

Edit: Last minute Halloween costume idea: Masturbating Panda – Kids will love it


#6

That’s the happiest panda I’ve ever seen.


#7

Perhaps the ones in captivity are lacking role models?


#8

This guy… Pandering to the punsters :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#9

Fapanda.


#10

Well at least their low birthrate is explained.


#11

What a grin!


#12

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species.
I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see.
I wanted to breath smoke.


#13

Or from South Park… The Sexual Harassment Panda


#14

Either Conan or NBC has the rights to this. That Panda better lawyer up.


#15

Someone clearly needs a (pand)job.


#16

So, if a given species of mammal evolves opposable thumbs, then masturbation as a behaviour manifests?


#17

They have a notoriously low libido. Their idea of literary erotica is Zero Shades of Grey.


#18

Yikes! Picture 2 = nightmare fuel


#19

No wonder their number is in decline


#20

Nope. Masturbation isn’t limited to species with opposable thumbs. There’s a whole series of videos about the way that animals get it on, including their self-pleasuring behaviors.