I’m sure that gif will come in handy later. Thanks.
So Pandas don’t whack it in captivity? That’s surprising.
What’s a panda gotta do to get a little privacy?
OR
Brings an entirely new meaning to the term “pandamonium.” (ouch)
OR
Was the resolution a… happy ending?
I’m done now.
I think that the guy peeking through the bars is into the fetish scene.
Where’s your other paw, bro?
Edit: Last minute Halloween costume idea: Masturbating Panda – Kids will love it
That’s the happiest panda I’ve ever seen.
Perhaps the ones in captivity are lacking role models?
This guy… Pandering to the punsters 
Fapanda.
Well at least their low birthrate is explained.
What a grin!
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species.
I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see.
I wanted to breath smoke.
Or from South Park… The Sexual Harassment Panda
Either Conan or NBC has the rights to this. That Panda better lawyer up.
Someone clearly needs a (pand)job.
So, if a given species of mammal evolves opposable thumbs, then masturbation as a behaviour manifests?
They have a notoriously low libido. Their idea of literary erotica is Zero Shades of Grey.
Yikes! Picture 2 = nightmare fuel
No wonder their number is in decline
Nope. Masturbation isn’t limited to species with opposable thumbs. There’s a whole series of videos about the way that animals get it on, including their self-pleasuring behaviors.
