Giant panda masturbation resolved [NSFP]

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I’m sure that gif will come in handy later. Thanks.

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So Pandas don’t whack it in captivity? That’s surprising.

What’s a panda gotta do to get a little privacy?

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Brings an entirely new meaning to the term “pandamonium.” (ouch)

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Was the resolution a… happy ending?

I’m done now.

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I think that the guy peeking through the bars is into the fetish scene.

Where’s your other paw, bro?

Edit: Last minute Halloween costume idea: Masturbating Panda – Kids will love it

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That’s the happiest panda I’ve ever seen.

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Perhaps the ones in captivity are lacking role models?

This guy… Pandering to the punsters :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Fapanda.

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Well at least their low birthrate is explained.

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What a grin!

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species.
I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see.
I wanted to breath smoke.

Or from South Park… The Sexual Harassment Panda

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Either Conan or NBC has the rights to this. That Panda better lawyer up.

Someone clearly needs a (pand)job.

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So, if a given species of mammal evolves opposable thumbs, then masturbation as a behaviour manifests?

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They have a notoriously low libido. Their idea of literary erotica is Zero Shades of Grey.

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Yikes! Picture 2 = nightmare fuel

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No wonder their number is in decline

Nope. Masturbation isn’t limited to species with opposable thumbs. There’s a whole series of videos about the way that animals get it on, including their self-pleasuring behaviors.

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