Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/13/goat-army-roams-east-san-jose.html
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Bad goats, bad goats,
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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Where do I enlist?
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Resourceful. not picky eaters and delicious.
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I bet that was the best day of that dog’s life. Actually, it would be of mine, too.
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Hail Satan!
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What are they armed with? Or are they just a herd of common, ordinary, peace-loving herbivores? Can’t be, so they must be irregular combattants.
I am sure they’ve got weapons of mass destruction, too.
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Weapons of Maaaa Destruction.
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I think that dog does that pretty much every day, just not on the street?
The only reason they are all moving in a group is because of that pupper. 
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I’ve actually seen something like this before…in the little Ukrainian seaside village of (Russian name) Balobanovka. Every day at 6 am, the goats are led down the main road to pasture. Quite a sight to see.
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I’m the goat grabbing a quick snack 41s in.
Do you know the way goats eat in San Jose?
Munching on shrubberies
Transplanted by the Knights of Ne
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ewe you know the way to san jose?
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San Jose Goat Army is the name of my Thursday trivia night team.
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“Oh, and you all said I was crazy for preparing for a goat emergency, didn’t you! Well, who’s laughing now!”
–dog
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“The goats! They march!”
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I for one welcome our new goat overlords.
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I’m just here for the (capri-) corny jokes.
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Something something… herd immunity…
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As in, you-know-who should be seen and not …?
