Q, is that you?
you just know that orange assholeface will try to spin this to the qanon idiots that he is, indeed, behind this
when we know that he is NOT!
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He could be behind it. Not the arrests, of course.
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OH, SNAP!
Well played!
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Yeah, alright. Now I am okay with banning TikTok. Letâs just get rid of social media all together. We can have it back when the human race grows up.
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On the one hand:
Oh shit
On the other hand:
Absolutely predictable when HIV stopped being a death sentence and became a chronic illness, and folks let down their guard.
Damn damn damn.
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We woke up this morning and saw ash all over our car and the sun was hazy orange. The nearest fire is about 30 miles north in Azusa.
We also noticed that the neighborhood birds are really going at it in our birdbath. Already refilled it by 10 a.m. I suppose theyâre washing off the ash?
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Forgot to include that the article doesnât mention if a penis or vagina was revealed.
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The child should be named Pandora.
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It had never before occurred to me to wonder what fraction of âgenderâ reveal parties actually, literally, reveal the âgenderâ to the partygoers.
Anybody want the rest of these pretzels?
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Just a bunch of dicks.
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I had an odd moment there, imagining an Earthling explaining gender reveal parties to an alien.
âItâs a festive event when we tell the world what kind of genitals our child will have and set things on fire.â
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âNo, not because we are angry about which genitals they have, we just really like setting things on fire.â
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âWhy are you laughing?â"
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TIL that âgender revealâ parties are a thing. And that you burn forests for it.
Fucked.
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The current wildfire in California is massive, but itâs just small potatoes compared to a 2017 reveal in Arizona that led to a wildfire spanning 47,000 acres. It all happened when members at the party shot a makeshift target scrawled with the words âBoyâ and âGirl.â
When the target â packed with the highly explosive Tannerite â exploded, a blue cloud poofed upward and immediately ignited the surrounding brush.
It was a boy, and the party ended up costing the guilty patrons more than $8 million in restitution.
Just this April, a gender reveal party in Florida also led to a 10-acre brush fire, after similarly using âTannerite and a weaponâ in the reveal, according to fire officials at the time.
If the damage done by huge wildfires isnât enough, such gender reveal parties have also led to property damage (like the plane crash last year in Texas, or the car that burst into flames in Australia).
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I have a feeling these accidents are less about trying to have an awesome gender reveal party, and more about getting lots of views on YoutubeâŚ
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