God damn you 2020

Oh for fuck sake

ETA looks like Xeni just saw this, too:

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Fuck Cancer.

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Noooooooo! Don’t wish that upon us, please. Christ no. Granted, things aren’t as bad as the States covid-wise, but we’ve still had a terrible time this year. It started with most of Aus on fucking fire, remember?

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welp, on brand for 2020.

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WTF 2020?

I for one, welcome our mutant crayfish overlords.

ā€œ The crayfish has spread rapidly through Africa and Europe and has been compared to the tribbles, a fictional alien species in Star Trek that reproduces extremely quickly.ā€

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It’s the Daily Telegraph reporting on non-binary gender immigrants reproducing in the EU.

In some ways this isn’t 2020, it’s just another day in the British right-wing press.

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Are they ā€œgood eatingā€?

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Which? Right wing journalists or marbled crayfish? I’d guess that the average right wing journalist is too bitter to be palatable, but I have no idea about the crayfish.

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Soylent journalist isn’t people!

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Never been to the Strand, but it is just the kind of place I’d put on my list as a tourist…

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(This game can’t come out soon enough in the West.)

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Tesla has great technology but as usual is being totally dangerous and irresponsible with their marketing. (See also: ā€œautopilotā€.)

ā€œFull self drivingā€ implies you can kick back and drink a beer while watching porn and the car does literally everything related to driving for you. This is a far cry from that.

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But is it better than a 1994 Ford F-150 when the driver is doing the same? Because I encounter that on my commute.

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They sound like they are drunk.

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Texas has made a habit of executing people proved innocent. The excuses run from ā€œhe was found guilty by a jury. Therefore he is guiltyā€ to ā€œthat evidence doesn’t count because we don’t like it/ it contradicts what the other experts said/ if we agree that it’s correct it shows that our evidence is made up bullshit.ā€ Followed up with ā€œHe was no doubt guilty of something.ā€

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