Look, If I gotta pick one, it’s Anoia. If you need to ask why, you clearly have not seen the condition of my kitchen drawers.
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Ezekiel 23:20
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Is this the part where we pick our favourite parts of the bible?
For me it’s either Acts 4:32-35
32 And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.
33 And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord Jesus: and great grace was upon them all.
34 Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,
35 And laid them down at the apostles’ feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.
or James 5:1-6
Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you.
2 Your riches are corrupted, and your garments are motheaten.
3 Your gold and silver is cankered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have heaped treasure together for the last days.
4 Behold, the hire of the labourers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept back by fraud, crieth: and the cries of them which have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of sabaoth.
5 Ye have lived in pleasure on the earth, and been wanton; ye have nourished your hearts, as in a day of slaughter.
6 Ye have condemned and killed the just; and he doth not resist you.
Communist God is the best God.
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I gotta go with this;
“There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.” — Galatians 2:28
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There’s that verse about donkey dicks and I really hope they don’t read that one out at Sunday School.
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Wait, is this the macho disco thread?
I am so lost.
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This thread needs more XTC
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Lea Thompson isn’t macho, that’s all I know.
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But you don’t care about Squee or Donkey Dong Doug, do ya?
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No, ma’am, I don’t think I do.
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Also, can I say, I’m always impressed by the extras on SNL, as when cast can’t hold it together, the extras almost always do (in the background of your gif there).
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We need Superman!
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That’s not bad - but can he clean my apartment?
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Well, their jobs likely depend on it, especially on a live show with no retakes. The regular cast making mistakes is part of the fun, but the extras likely don’t get that leeway.
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Honestly, the title is kinda redundant. It is pretty obvious that God has already well and truly damned 2020 and we are currently living through hell. It all makes sense if you think about it that way.
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That’s sacrilegious.
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Sorry, he’s kind of a prick and I’m tired of him pulling his “only I know my mysteries” bullshit.
Seriously, fucking dropping stage 4b cancer on my mother in a pandemic 3 months after she loses her father? He can eat a bag of dicks, and so can this year.
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