Google Autocomplete interview with astronauts who are in space


#1

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#2

This is what I got…


#3

Wheeee! Questions that have been answered on video by space station astronauts in orbit dozens of times already.

Here’s a question that I’d like answered:

When they adjust the ISS’s orbit and boost it back up, does everyone have to strap in? Is it very gentle acceleration? Do they get a noticeable amount of “gravity” from the boosting burn or is it too small to notice?


#4

Does “Is running a PR stunt for Google really the most interesting scientific application you can think of for your time aboard one of the most expensive pieces of research hardware in human history?” count?


#5

I’ll bet the lights all turn red and the crew lurches from side to side and sparks fly from the controls!


#6

Step up to Red Alert!


#7

If Tang paid for all the product placement it gets from the space program we’d have had Mars colonized decades ago.


#8

Or when we finally officially get there, we’ll be met by a race of very tall, orange people.


#9

I hope that’s not the case only because of proximity to a certain orange someone who is currently shitting on and in American politics.


#10

If they have bad hair grafts and UUUGE junk then we can just continue on to Pluto.


#11

Space suits use 100% oxygen‽ How the hell do they smoke in those?


#12

Extremely quickly.


#13

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