Google Home: a $129 speaker that plays advertisements when you ask it for a "daily briefing"

[OtherMichael]

A juicer that won't make juice unless the produce is marked with special code [Updated]

Because it appears that might not have been wholly accurate, and it’s really finely-chopped produce. GODDAMIT, future - I don’t care about a jetpack, I just want somebody to chew my food for me.

also @AcerPlatanoides