Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/16/accelerated-dismemberment.html
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Next up they need to calculate the cadaver collision, so that corpses build up in piles a barbarian hero could pose atop.
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Just in case that wasn’t apocalyptic enough for you…
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Let’s talk for a moment about the ones that got slashed in the legs/feet and immediately had their heads pop off, shall we?
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Hydrostatic Shock!
(Hmmm, band name?)
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This is not a wonderful thing.
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Must have used Blender.org
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Just found myself laughing fit to bust while watching this. I think there’s something wrong with me today…
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That was either surprisingly boring, or I’m surprisingly desensitized.
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Worst smoothie ever! Would not buy again.
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…causes irresistible thirst for brains.
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I just hope they didn’t show any breasts.
'Cause that would be bad.
Can’t have kids seeing that.
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Au contraire! This is a most wondrous thing.
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Wouldn’t 10K zombies clog up the blender?
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I’m reminded of Peter Jackson’s finest film…
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While I never questioned the motivation for Santas and penguins to wage war, I do wonder how this blade apparatus is powered, and maintains velocity. Underground millworks fed by a river? Sorcery?
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Surprisingly strongly disappointed by the failure for zombie bits to accumulate. Saw (literal) tons of zombies get cut, but no pile of flesh ever formed.
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what the hell did I just watch, it was awesome?
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And what are the Zombies’ victory conditions? Can they even damage that flail?
If they had any brains, they’d post a big sign “LEEV ALOON!” and call it a day.
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It’s probably powered by a hallway of zombies pushing their way to the surface so they can have their turn at the blades.
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