Grammar nitpicks, descriptive linguistics, etc

I had a little bit of trouble parsing this headline.

The sentence is actually ambiguous between situations like:

  1. John mowed my lawn. I paid John to mow my lawn.

and

  1. I watched a movie. I paid the movie theater to watch the movie.

For whatever reason, I kept trying to parse the headline as though it were like 1. rather than 2, which was a confusing and even more horrible interpretation. I suspect that constructions like 1 are more frequent than those like 2.