Confession:
It’s been thirty years, so I figure any statute of limitations has run out. I once spit in a customer’s sandwich. It was a phone order, which concluded with this exchange:
CUSTOMER: “And I want that ‘ASAP.’ Do you know what that means?”
ME: “Yes it means ‘as soo–’”
CUSTOMER: [Interrupting] “It means ‘as soon as possible.’”
Well, I spit right in that sandwich, as soon as it was possible.
