Having taken orders, Chinese factory must actually make massive AI slop gorilla sofas

Who’s Xi, The cat’s mother?

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Reminds me of some sculptures at Schiphol airport, actually.

In practice they’re firm carpet-covered things and not particularly cushy at all.

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“This is the Island where Dreams come true.”
“That’s the island I’ve been looking for this long time,” said one of the sailors. “I reckon I’d find I was married to Nancy if we landed here.”
“And I’d find Tom alive again,” said another.
“Fools!” said the man, stamping his foot with rage. “That is the sort of talk that brought me here, and I’d better have been drowned or never born. Do you hear what I say? This is where dreams–dreams, do you understand–come to life, come real. Not daydreams: dreams.”

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…yet.

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Yeah those jokes just write themselves huh!

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Especially in the era of AI.

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Drums Eye Roll GIF

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It wouldn’t be very hard to make a gorilla sofa. Most of it is just pre-cut bags artificial hairy skin stuffed with batting and foam. The fingers and toes are simple to mould using 3D printers. The face is the difficult bit, but if you got a good file, you could turn them out by the thousand and spray paint them using masks.

I still wouldn’t want one.

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JD x DK, OTP

My duck chair was also less of a manufacturing challenge.

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I love it :laughing:

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