Hear: "Quantum Ocean", a Russian meditation device that turns your mind into a transmitting/receiving antenna

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/07/hear-quantum-ocean-a-rus.html

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Does the sound it plays go “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?

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Ha ha, nice try, Comrade!

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Was gonna say, we already have a technology that turns people’s brains into receivers for Russian broadcasts. It’s called “social media.”

Also every time I hear about “Russian brain interface technology” I can’t help thinking of that 1982 Clint Eastwood movie Firefox about an American fighter pilot who is tasked with stealing a prototype Soviet fighter jet equipped with a thought-controlled weapons system.

think-in-russian

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And if you think bad thoughts about Putin, it electrocutes you.

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I think you’re looking for a different word there.

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also downloadable here as the “QO Book”

is that the same one where JFK Jr. comes back to life to battle pedophiles?

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Sounds logical.

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Is it that one?

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If it was this cool…

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But will I be able to bend spoons remotely? I want to mess with my brothers.

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Ingo Swann used to teach remote viewing.
Parts 2 to 5 were a correspondence course. So… maybe a waste of money… :woman_shrugging:t3:

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The secret is to let the psychic energy flow through your fingers.

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If you enter state twenty-six, does it play “Jingle Bells”?

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More snake-oil tech-trash from Russia, I see.

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Optimistic. Is that newspeak for placebo?

This is a barely detectable amount of voltage but it’s enough to be perceived.

Perhaps it means the pads must be placed on bare skin?

I have doubts about the efficacy of homeopathic voltages. I have a TENS device that really cranks it through the pads. Unfortunately no stereo. Perhaps if it could be combined with a Theremin that would be an advance. And with that in mind:

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Facebook!

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