Heart shaped bike light

Deez Nuts

You have the heart of a bull.

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eh, once they’re installed, not really

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You win the thread, sir.

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♫Turn on your heart-light
Let it shine, wherever you go…♪

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there’s an option for that

better prepare yourself for their exquisite appearance, though

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Wait a minute… If those bike lights are hearts, this puts Care Bears into a whole new and disturbing light.

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I was really hoping for an ET-related product.
DISAPPOINTED.

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Way to late to make the ‘That’s a nutsack,’ joke.

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They glow red, like the feeling of Nair on nads.

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What makes you think it isn’t? :hushed:

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Oh, I see… Extra Testicles.

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Yet another porn parody I do not need to see :-0

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Without the rider, that’s going to look like extra bits.

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If you have to explain a joke…

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This image makes me feel…uncomfortable.

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I want to know who thought this was a good idea this entire “Have a fake sack hanging from my vehicle” craze.

I see them on trucks and cars all the time and the first thing that pops in my head is “douchebag”.

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My brother just had his first child, a son.

I know what their stroller needs!

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I keep the REAL nutsacks of my enemies hanging from my vehicle’s bumper.

Fortunately, I have very few enemies. At least very few left.

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