Heavy metal guitarist turns Kenneth Copeland sermon into a sick hard rock banger

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/01/heavy-metal-guitarist-turns-kenneth-copeland-sermon-into-a-sick-hard-rock-banger.html

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I like that a lot of these loudmouth charlatans like Copeland have someone standing next to them whose sole purpose seems to be just to agree with everything that is said.

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HA HA HA.

HA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA HA.

(Body seems unclear, is it a complete sentence? - Yes. Yes it is.)

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COVID Rages back - fuck you I won’t do whatcha tell me, fuck you I won’t do whatcha tell me, fuck you I won’t do whatcha tell me…

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Reminds me of this awesome Plunderphonics/John Oswald joint:

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Kenneth Copeland was a crooner before he became a preacher, which might explain why his oratory is so amenable to musical mashups.

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I think I’ve seen this bit before

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Holy Hypeman

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Dear Mr. Copeland:

Nice work on America. Do you think you could put in a word for us too?

Thanks,

The rest of the world.

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Holy crap, that musician is fantastic!

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Just imagine if this guy was preaching to his audience, instead of random gibberish to supernatural powers:

I beseech thee (all of you in the audience)
Wear your Fucking masks!
Quarantine yourself as much as possible!
If you do have to go out, social distance!
Follow advice from the CDC and reputable scientists!
Support funding for science and research!

In the name Of Technology and Science I BESEECH THEE!

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Are they real!?

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You’re not Canadian, are you?

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No, but I would like to try it.

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