The return of Heavy Metal preacher Kenneth Copeland

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He doesn’t just break the wind of God, he shreds it!
The Kennettes backing him make it even more perfect.


Before I put the reading specs on it sure seemed like “The Rectum of Heavy Metal preacher…”

Which might explain the Kenettes.


Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven

17 That being said: say it, but spray ye it not; and pump thou thy brakes lest ye burst something

18 I mean, Jesus

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That’s brilliant. That Kenneth Copeland missed a successful career as a metal singer! I like him a lot more this way.

That guitarist must watch out not to get hired by Copeland ;-D

The band he should have sung for?

Clearly Lamb of God.

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