Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/07/the-return-of-heavy-metal-preacher-kenneth-copeland.html
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He doesn’t just break the wind of God, he shreds it!
The Kennettes backing him make it even more perfect.
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Before I put the reading specs on it sure seemed like “The Rectum of Heavy Metal preacher…”
Which might explain the Kenettes.
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Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven
17 That being said: say it, but spray ye it not; and pump thou thy brakes lest ye burst something
18 I mean, Jesus
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That’s brilliant. That Kenneth Copeland missed a successful career as a metal singer! I like him a lot more this way.
That guitarist must watch out not to get hired by Copeland ;-D
The band he should have sung for?
Clearly Lamb of God.
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