Beat count not enough.
Seasonal reference too
Must haiku have. Spring!
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Does the missing beat astound? oops
We did note on the Twitter that we weren’t doing formally correct Haiku.
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RatBoy the Younger
Is asking every fifteen
seconds “new picture?”
What have you done? 
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I thought beats were fine (I automatically check all haikus–bad teacher habit). I think the hedgehog meets the nature aspect, too, as I believe haikus can be either seasonal or nature based.
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I think it depends how you pronounce ‘poem.’ I’ve had a couple ciders now so my syllable counts are wobbly and I’m no longer a reliable textual critic.
So I’m going to not do poetry again for a bit:
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Well, I’ve always counted “poem” as two syllables, but I’m from California. So…
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Sorry, I’m doing what I can to keep them flowing, man.
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That’s alright. He’s had his supper. Now it’s Spongebob time, then he’s off to bed!
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Her Hedgeness does not look amused in the acupuncture picture. 
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Yes, it turns out placing an art model on the back of a hedgehog does not amuse them.
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I have the biggest fucking crush on you. And Pricklepants.
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I’m still busting up over the nuclear weapons one.
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RE: Fact 2d6:
Hasn’t the invention of hypodermics totally legitimized stabbing your patients? It’s not all white-light-and-divine-magic; but surely hedgehog clerics can channel their healing powers by injection…
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DM: Sir Valahad takes 5 damage from the troll, he’s down to four hit points.
PP: I lay paws on him to heal. (rolls d8) 5
DM: You lay paws and heal for five. roll 10d10 to determine quill damage base…
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