Here’s your Father’s Day Gift Guide...so you better choose wisely

[boingboingshop]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/06/heres-your-fathers-day-g.html

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[Lanthade]

I’ll be pretty happy if I get none of those things on Father’s Day.

[Pensketch]

I think that was the LONGEST shop post I’ve ever had to scroll past. I’m going to send it to my kids and request that they make an effort to not get me anything offered in the post.

In fact, it was SO LONG that I didn’t realize I had scrolled down into the next shop post about machine learning.

[pdcathode]

That neck… grooming… thing is destined to lacerate. Who thought that was a good idea?

[bobstreo]

Here’s my short list for Father’s Day:

300 DPI E-ink Calibre/Overdrive compatible ebook reader (non Amazon) 6-7 inch

19 inch cut electric mulching lawnmower with extra batteries.

Electric Pole saw

I think that’s about it. Oh, and tell my son.

[SamWinston]

That neck beard trimmer looks like something a inmate rigged up in a prison riot.

[MrV]

I just prefer a hug and an “I love you.”

[anon59592690]

Garrotte - The Best A Man Can Get.

[Cryptic]

That neck groomer thing looks like a joke product. I find it hard to believe it is actually real.

[James_Mason]

You guys really know how to hawk the bullshit.

[jackacme]

What a cliched and stereotypical array of absurd and unneeded junk. You should maybe rethink your notions of fatherhood and maleness, particularly given your readership.