Here's what the Cards Against Humanity staff bought with the $70k they made selling "nothing"

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I’d go for something more practical in the space age:

dreamsofspace

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Pretty much, i was ok with giving them the money. Still disappointed when compared to the shenanigans of the bull crap from last year.

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They Russians were just trying to make a pressure suit for a dog. The unwittingly unleashed on the world a unique brand of bestiality/latex/BDSM porn.

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it’s very difficult to imagine someone beating Karlee’s swagger.

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If I suggested that my customers pay me $5 for the experience of buying nothing, there wouldn’t even be a greasy spot left where I had been standing.

That’s why I love my customers.

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She should have went for that 55 Gallon drum of lube

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This is my favorite thing this year, because it’s so ridiculous and they’ve already done a huge amount of philanthropy in the past that makes this unexpected and hilarious.

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I’m having such a negative reaction to this because I hate CAH and think its boardgame cancer and this list just reads like a game of CAH itself.

Whats the most shocking and out there thing I can get with the cash? - a vibrator and some lube. yeeeaaahh.

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Diesel fuel for the senses!

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Strangely enough, there are probably a lot of cards in the decks about cancer.

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Well…

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After Max Temkin personally donated $27K to the Child’s Play charity during the Desert Bus for Hope fundraiser, I don’t have any complaints about what they do with any amount of money.

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I am pleased to say that I have taken that class. It was like they cleared out the local D&D parlour and handed out nylon “swordlike objects” and face masks and taught us a bunch of Italian words for smashing people with broadswords.

I totally recommend it.

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I like Old Granddad, Old Crow and Goldschlager. Basically anything with the word old in it.

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old milwaukee? :slight_smile:

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Sure. Old spice? Sure.

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The Old Grey Whistle Test?

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Sure. Old English furniture polish? Sure.

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I am disappoint. SRSLY! This whole BBS is cancer and your comment is a cancer on a cancer and my bitching about it is cancer on cancer on cancer. Put me on the damn list!

#DISAPPOINT

##MAJORLYBAD

###DISAPOINT

####DISSSSAAAAPOIN

######SRSLY

######fuckcancer

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The most shocking thing you can buy is a high voltage capacitor. Plus a power supply to charge it.

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