Holiday activity: make up a story to explain what's going on in this video

[smut_clyde]

@ferg

due to a profound disagreement on the validity of the theory of cartesian dualism

So the entire episode is based on a misunderstanding of “Descartes before the horse”.

[FGD135]

[XantheStone]

I got nothing. Clearly all 4 of them (I’m including the horse) have sampled something I am near 100% sure I never want.

[p96]

Meanwhile back in the ancestral Drumpf family homeland.

[docosc]

Obligatory “Ouch!!”