Horse wanker arrested twice in a day

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/11/horse-wanker-arrested-twice-in.html

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#3

What if the horse consented?

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#4

“horse consented?”
Neigh means neigh!

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Keen%20Eddie

Reminds me of an episode of Keen Eddie…

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Once took a Greyhound bus out of a small town in Virginia and a sign on the wall had a list of contraband that included bull and horse semen. I assumed it was because of breeding.

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#8

You have a horse wanking problem if you horse wanking is causing you problems.

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They don’t like outside food or drink on the buses.

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#10

The post title is misleading. From the title I assumed he was masturbating the horses, but he is wanking himself in front of horses.

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#11

This is definitely the best complaint about a misleading title of all time (I too read the title the way you read it).

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#12

Well, Ok then. That’s a different beast.

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clara-see-what

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#14

Perhaps he should relocate to an area with fewer horses?

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#15

And now my brain is making connections between this thread and this other one:

And imagining a more distant prequel of Grease where teenage boys try to get pick up girls by having great horses.

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#16

A third complaint (not including one in this thread) and I will issue a formal correction.

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#19

Capitalization is the difference between “I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.” and…

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#20

The horse has to wait its turn.

Also; “doing well” is relative.

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