Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/11/horse-wanker-arrested-twice-in.html
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What if the horse consented?
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“horse consented?”
Neigh means neigh!
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Reminds me of an episode of Keen Eddie…
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Once took a Greyhound bus out of a small town in Virginia and a sign on the wall had a list of contraband that included bull and horse semen. I assumed it was because of breeding.
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You have a horse wanking problem if you horse wanking is causing you problems.
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They don’t like outside food or drink on the buses.
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The post title is misleading. From the title I assumed he was masturbating the horses, but he is wanking himself in front of horses.
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This is definitely the best complaint about a misleading title of all time (I too read the title the way you read it).
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Well, Ok then. That’s a different beast.
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Perhaps he should relocate to an area with fewer horses?
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And now my brain is making connections between this thread and this other one:
And imagining a more distant prequel of Grease where teenage boys try to get pick up girls by having great horses.
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Capitalization is the difference between “I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.” and…
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The horse has to wait its turn.
Also; “doing well” is relative.
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