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A horse is a horse of course of course,
and no-one should wank with a horse of course,
unless, of course, the source of the horse
is a mask on someone’s head.
Someone needs to send Wilbur a link, stat:
And he’ll probably need this too:
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Here I thought we had a hilarious story about a man who compulsively runs around grabbing horse penises.
But I click through and it turns out he is just some fucking freak.
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[looks at headline]
…
I don’t think they should arrest a horse for that.
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ETA and twice in one day shows why the “catch and release” program isn’t always the best one.
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Keep him away from Kristen Schall
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Or see if the sex doll makers have… other products.
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“Wanking on horses” is a really nebulous, horseshit term. When you absolutely have to go to the original source to have any real idea what the whole kerfuffle was about, it’s a bit failing on blog.
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Is it though?
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‘I was sat on a bench. I was feeling sexy so I started to…’
Oh boy, we got horse wanker here.
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Maybe this is just a viral marketing add for Hallmarks new line of Horsing around cards. The pull quote is from one of the new cards.
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But you can sing it to the tune of “Walking on sunshine”
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Next up, the Hoarse Wanker. 
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And don’t it feel good.
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Which would actually make a lot of sense; a lot of high-end horse breeding is accomplished via artificial insemination since it’s much easier to ship a jar of Kentucky Derby spunk across the country than to transport a whole horse. I wouldn’t be surprised if unauthorized stallion wanking is a thing in some criminal circles.
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♫Whooooa-oh!♫
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and i thought he was wanking the horses somehow, which… yeah, not going too far down that mental road.
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